Just a spoonful of sugar
I am that one girl you tried to avoid during high school, except waaay more fantastic.

Things my Roommate Says Can be Funny, too!!!

sassyandclumsy:

"I feel like I ate guacamole, but I didn’t eat guacamole. Does that make sense?"
*I laugh so hard I fall and hit my head on the end table*

I MADE A THING!

I HAVE A BRAND NEW BLOG THAT IS GOING TO BE FULL OF MY PRO-TIPS AND WEIRD GOINGS ON ABOUT MY DAY! I AM SO EXCITED I CAN’T EVEN AHDNDUXNNDJXXUSKAHAHSNNSJXH XD!!!!! From my facebook comments I gather they are funny, I hope you guys quite like them! Follow me, y’all sassyandclumsy.tumblr.com

I will not forget one line of this. Not one day. I swear. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.

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micdotcom:

It couldn’t have been said any better.

Beautiful.

micdotcom:

It couldn’t have been said any better.

Beautiful.


Go into the world and do good.


Love it

Go into the world and do good.

Love it

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Jesse-Lee and I texting Mishele from an unknown number.

  • Me: Are you trying to have a baby? And need help trying call 1-800-NEW-BABY.
  • Me: If you would like to get hourly tips on having a baby reply 1. If you would like to stop these texts reply 2. If you would like tips on procreation reply 3.
  • Me: Did you know elephants can procreate within 32 months. Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Mishele: STOP
  • Me: Did you know that sea turtles lie their eggs on land and takes 5 to 35 years for them to mature enough for them to procreate. Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Mishele: I DON'T CARE ABOUT BABY FACTS.
  • Me: Did you know that sharks cannot eat puffer fish because they swell up and poke the inside of their mouth. Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Me: Did you know it takes two to make a baby? Recipes can be found at www.ittakestwo.com
  • Me: Fun Fact: Did you know babies are not dish washer safe. Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Me: The reproductive rate of bunnies is every 35 days. Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Me: Did you know that some spider babies eat their moms after birth? Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Mishele: I DON'T CARE.
  • Me: Just tell me do you like babies?
  • Mishele: Only when they are time lords from the obliterated planet, Galifrey.
  • Me: (weeping angel picture) I appreciate the doctor who reference.
  • Mishele: (crack in time picture) I would go throught the crack in time to get rid of you.
  • Me: Did you know that dogs can have up to 12 pups at a time? Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Me: On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rank baby facts texting services.
  • Me: (in response to Misheles initial post on instagram, asking why this is happening to her) Why is this happening to you?
  • Me: If I were you I would really try to have a baby. You know the clock is ticking. For more information log on to www.outoftime.com Thank you again for choosing baby facts.
  • Me: FUN FACT: Did you know singer Beyonce is once again pregnant once again with a...............BABY.
  • Me: Would you find that baby facts texting services was helpful and informative about the baby making process. What do you feel baby facts should improve this texting service? Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Me: Baby facts would like your opinion on our texting services. Thank you for choosing baby facts.
  • Mishele I really hope you had a good day yesterday and remember it takes two.

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

Robin Williams ( July 21st 1951 - August 11th 2014)

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thesecretb:

Harry Potter Birthday Party… Part II

Mishele is the best :D

thesecretb:

Harry Potter birthday party decorations… Part I

I’m so lucky! :) my birthday!